Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 23, 2022

I thought that was just some idiot on Twitter.

Rockin’ Robin…

So getta pair of ear plugs…

She is the chair of the Department Of Redundancy Department.

A bb gun should fix that.

The birds around here are up much before 5 AM.

I woke at 3:00am. Too much screen time….

Yesterday I marathoner watched “1883” ! Beside Breaking Bad, this was fabulous….

Without my hearing aids, I barely hear birds, if at all.

Local blackbird started broadcasting when it was still dark and continued till the sun was high up… and dawn came about 4:30 here. I feel hangover-ish.

… and my neighbor on the exercise bike is already at it.

The comments section… before logging on.

We have a neighborhood woodpecker that mistakes metal chimney stacks for trees.

Just about the time it starts getting light…

Like listening to the mockingbirds, much more interesting than those darn doves.

It’s bragging about the “early worms” it has eaten. Take note.

When birds do it…they do it!

Talking about annoying tweets

it’s good that it woke her at five a.m. this morning because if at five a.m. this evening it would’ve been dreadfully awkward.

We have two “main” types of birds near our house, both of whom kick off around 5am. The California Towhee, which has a monotonous “chirp” that sounds exactly like the sound a smoke detector makes when its battery is low and they just go on and on and on and on and on, and the Scrubjay which just screams. Both of which make me want to install surface to air missiles in my back garden.

I feel fortunate where I live. We have very strict noise control rules, even the birds aren’t allowed to tweet before 8.

Big deal, I woke up at around 3, and 5, and 6, and 7:30. Bathroom runs.

every day i thank my stars that we don’t have cuckoos or pigeons in this area…

“Mockingbird Morning”!

Yup. Mockingbirds. Sometimes in the middle of the night. What is the matter with you, bird? Bad enough I get serenaded by coyotes.