Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2022

Looks good Rip. And you didn’t even have to eat a can of spinach.

He’ll knock the hurfen away from the lurfer with those fists, right back to Scandinavia. Wonder what song will replace the giggling and how many decibels.

I can hear Popeye’s tune playing as Rip’s fist giggle!!!

He looks like a kid who just got what he wanted for christmas.

But his wife / girlfriend… sure isn’t Olive Oil!

ka-SPINACH!

well, if they make cauliflower pizza, there must be spinach pancakes somewhere

Now to pencil in the anchors…

KA-SPELL!

I think Rip’s supposed to say something about yams now.

Spinach not included.

There is a man named Jeff Dabe who is known as the human Popeye because of a genetic mutation that gave him oversized forearms and hands. He became a champion arm wrestler. We won’t speak of the bodybuilder known as the Russian Popeye. He over-injected himself with petroleum jelly in an attempt to bulk up and may lose his arms.

I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam. :)

Maybe the Hurffenlurffer will look like Brutus.

She can cast a spell to enlarge his fists, but not one to create a weapon?

When I was a kid, I used to get fever nightmares when I was sick. It would feel like my hands got fat and tight. If I had to draw what it felt like, it would look like Rip’s hands today!

KA-POPEYE!

He’s strong to the finish ’cause he eats his pancakes.

Oh, I can’t wait to see him hug his family members with those hands.

“Hak-Ak-ak-ak-ak-ak-ak”