Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 24, 2022

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    darkaudit  over 2 years ago

    Nice try, but that still doesn’t change what you did. You’re still not playing.

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    Klubble  over 2 years ago

    Gil shouldn’t talk; he can’t even get the note in the filing drawer.

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    Klubble  over 2 years ago

    P2: Cash, pawnable items like jewelry…

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    Klubble  over 2 years ago

    P3: And yes, doctors are always willing to take time away from their practice to visit a boy’s coach at school.

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    Klubble  over 2 years ago

    P3: Dr.: Oh, I see what you mean…we need to get his neck straightened out right away! Calling Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine!

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    wmac8898  over 2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure my insurance doesn’t cover a doctor’s visit to a school.

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    Charks  over 2 years ago

    “What else can I bring him?” How about a legal complaint? And hey Doc, how do you have time to roam around Milford? May we see your malpractice policy? Will it cover damages when Gregg is hit by the next line drive?

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    That kid with Marfan  over 2 years ago

    P4: “And this is my seeing eye dog, Scruffy.”

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    P 4: “… yes, coach… with his current condition, this boy should never play baseball again…”

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    LawrenceS  over 2 years ago

    Actually it’s some stranger on the street Scooter hired to play an ophthalmologist. And Gregg’s eyesight is so bad he thinks it is his real eye doctor. Gil gets a clue how much the eyesight has deteriorated when Gregg continues. “He’s worked with me on this and he thinks I can play.”

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    bearwku82  over 2 years ago

    Dinny Perez’ doppelgänger Scooter, has a wiseacre girlfriend. The girl has jokes. Gregggg suffered third degree burns and didn’t realize it.

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    jslabotnik  over 2 years ago

    P4: aka Dr. Feelgood

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Why won’t his parents come to school?

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    chiphilton  over 2 years ago

    “Sorry, doctor, Gregg misled me, and that’s unforgivable. I don’t intend to show the slightest sympathy for his condition.”

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    James St. John Smythe  over 2 years ago

    Gregg must have been using his right eye when he was looking for the solution.

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    rebroxanna  over 2 years ago

    I hope that is not his eye doctor. We already know he can’t see. The issue is his deception, dishonesty, and bad judgment. Maybe it’s his psychologist.

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    Gil-doh!  over 2 years ago

    P1 Gilpa’s left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing, as usual

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    Gil-doh!  over 2 years ago

    P3 “Coach, meet my mom…errrrr…my doctor, Dr. Maisano.”

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    hifirick1953  over 2 years ago

    The Doctor convinces Gil that Greg’s vision is deteriorating so fast that this will be the last time he will be able to play before going blind. Just grant his last wish Gil. He will save your season and secure second place in the valley.

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    Maybe it’s really Scooter in drag

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    Twainrdr  over 2 years ago

    Friday’s theme song before Saturday’s No Hitter: “I’m sorry, so sorry! Please accept my apology, but I pitched blind, and I was too blind to see.”

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    chiphilton  over 2 years ago

    The eye doctor is actually the cashier at LensCrafters.

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    wmac8898  over 2 years ago

    What could the doctor possibly say? “I’ve given Gregg new glasses, and he can see like a champ now?” If that’s the case, why didn’t she give him glasses months ago?

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    Wait a minute, maybe this lady is his dad’s 3rd wife, to go along with Daphne and Ruth.

    And what’s with the blue bag in P3? Are those Milford’s batts, set out at the curb with the trash? They must be in a hitting slump.

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    oldsmkysyvr  over 2 years ago

    What would work would be introducing him to Dr. Kate Upton.

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    Irish53  over 2 years ago

    P 1: a garbage can full of candy wrappers, empty Diet Coke cans, brown apple cores, used Kleenex, and gum wrappers would be more appropriate than a desk drawer.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 2 years ago

    P3: A golfbag full of bats…. I’ll take the 5 wood please.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “She’s our dog’s veterinarian, and she’s been wondering why her daughter and the rest of the softball team have been missing all season.”

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    Mopman  over 2 years ago

    If this crap with him bringing his doctor to school leads to some stupid lesson about how to accommodate kids with disabilities, I swear, my flamethrower is going to work overtime. This CANNOT end with him playing again! And speaking of cannot end, you cannot end your night without reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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