In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 28, 2022

“Cleanup!”

They loose more players that way.

Sometimes you’re the plexiglass…..

You think that´s bad, they all play Squash in the summer.

Cleanup on the cage glass, cleanup on the cage glass…

“Anybody throws me against the boards I’m gonna piss all over myself.”

- Nick Brophy, # 8 for the Hyannisport Presidents.

‘Bounty’, the quicker picker upper!!!

“No gas, no squeegee?”

And a really big bottle of Windex.

I saw a couple of hits like that in game 3 of the Lightning win over the Miami Panthers.

“What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind when it hits the windshield?”