Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 23, 2022

What would be a better pic? wearing a goofy hat and a pair of eyeglasses with fake eyes on Slinkies on the frames?

Good pest repellent…

At least they were truthful!

The last thing they want is a woman in the house.

Those polls will get you every time, Dad!

It doesn’t matter. Any woman who meets Lio will end up running screaming for the hills.

I don’t even remember what picture I used on my dating profile. It must have worked, though, since I got a wife out of it.

That bad, huh…..

Well, I guess he won’t be dating any squids, cats or snakes anytime soon.

If they’re saying that that’s a terrible picture, add my vote to make it “x 5”!

No times four. Lio “speaks”!