Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 24, 2022

What needs doing

Strong kid.

“We’ll put her out on the curb with the rest of the trash.”

This strip shows the juxtaposition of the spiritual and the practical. Or possibly the union of the two. What a family!

That’s rigor mortis, y’all.

The stiff upper lip got away on her.

If she’s gonna keep meditating they should get a furniture dolly.

Use her to keep the kitchen door open. Even easier access to the fridge… ☺

Probably napping. Listen for snoring.

Put her on top of the car in the driveway.

Problem solved.

Antiques Roadshow: “We have this ancient statue of Kuan Yin…”

Careful, guys! That load could throw your backs out! She’s 85% lard.