Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 25, 2022

yeah, Andy’s tales are pretty grim

and she lives “Beauty and the Beast” daily!

@ Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , for Flo Mr Andrew Capp’s fibs are better than fairy tales :o) , my avatar again is picture of our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in good mood like I am, how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping to do or errands to run just keep inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s hot outside keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

I loved the animated film. Would you believe that the audience—all adults (it was a late showing)—actually applauded when Gaston fell to his well-deserved demise??

Almost restored my faith in justice!!

The All Vernacular Matters. If your going to tell fairy tales choose your pronouns carefully. And never tell stories about your grand parents having a gay old time.

Is it water or something else?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-25th-may-2022-27053307

Andy goes to gay bars? (think about it… what would they tell at gay bars?) Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

“…. and then Gaston started putting up antlers all over the place!”

But with Andy, his fairy tales are real! Especially when he wakes up in the canal!

Ahhh, but have they lived ‘happily ever after’?

And one could say that she lives with the beast.

After all, Andy is good at telling tales.

Shouldn’t that be “fairy stories”?

A little jaded are we?

ba dum tss

Mother Goose told fairy tales, Andy is just a bloody liar.

I would love to see Andy’s Top Ten excuses.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I went to my volunteering today after not being there last week due to illness. It was a great day.

My avatar was actually taken today at my volunteer job in the office kitchen. Nobody was around and I wanted to take a full bodied photo of me in my favourite dress. I hope you and the rest of the Cappers like it.

I haven’t been to KFC for a while because the place is currently being refurbished. As soon as the work is done, I’ll be back there for a Boneless Loaded Banquet! I am currently at the library so that’s where I’m posting this comment. I did go to the Halal fast food place today though. I didn’t go to the carvery last week either because it would have been a bit unfair of me to spread my germs everywhere. I have stopped wearing a mask most of the time now. I’m reluctant to wear one when the weather gets really warm. It’s uncomfortable. I’m booked at the carvery for 15th June now.

It always makes my day when Rowan Atkinson is on your avatar. He’s my favourite actor. I love the little Teddy he has.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

One things for sure, Andy and Flo ain’t living happily ever after!

Andy’s idea of a Fairy Tale is gassing on about what a witch his mother in law is.