Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 24, 2022

A few times, at worship services, the reek of someone’s perfume nearly choked me to death!!

It had gotten so bad that the rabbis had to ask people to abstain (both men and women).

There are some women who slather gobs of goop on their faces to achieve the “natural” look!!

One word here: EW!

I still wear perfume, just a light spritz though

we should rename trout “carp”…

trout can be such a basshole

I say false to Trout. Natural human smells are what you find in a portapotty.

Natural human, eh? Eau de la Crap? ☺

Filter it first, Agnes.

Perfume, just another pandemic victim. People either lost their sense of smell, or wore masks that filtered out the scent…..I love the smell of disinfectant in the morning.

On first read, I thought Trout said, “Crap,” not “Carp.” Too bad; would’ve been funnier.

Laugh if you want, but Carp #5 is a big seller at the fish market perfume section

And nine-eyed carp at that!