Monty by Jim Meddick for June 03, 2022

Do as I say, not as I do

“The next bottle will contain a map to a vast buried treasure. Watch for it”.

Kudos for the well drawn strip depicting the effect the seaside breeze has on Monty’s hair :)

Decisions, decisions. What will Monty do?

The key word is responsible, translated in Monty language, ….. bizarre.

“A beautiful young girl in a bikini just walked by you and smiled while you were reading this note.”

“We’re writing to alert you that your car’s warranty is about to expire…”

A fitting parable for fervid environmental warriors. Not on the same scale as John Kerry’s private jet trips, but still apropos.

Hell as a kid I would take bottles to the store, had some walking a round money, not much but still had some coinage!

…and for the paper, do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

Wiseacre note-in-a-bottle! Someone has a sense of humor that is just about Monty’s style….