FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 09, 2022

yeah?

Not exactly a firehose that bowled you over there

What happened to the poor tree?

The third law applies whether or not Newton or anyone else expressed it, Jason.

Next time either put on some weight first or carry some weights. 1 pound ought to do it.

You might want to have the city check your water pressure.

sometimes i do wonder where does his intelligence take a break at

When two bodies interact, they apply forces to one another that are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.

“actio = reactio”

I don’t think Newton’s laws addressed cartoon physics.

An air hose with 100psi air broke at work. It started flailing around and someone tried to grab it. Bad idea, injured his hand badly. I imagine a loose fire hose would be bad too.

Not how science works Jason.

I predict Jason will never be a firefighter

Yep, typical American kid, thinking that the law doesn’t apply to him.

That’s a LOT of pressure…..

Was that a hose or a Noisy Cricket?

Newton only described them, he didn’t invent them.

Poor Jason and Peter are doomed to be forever light and skinny.

log₁₀(100) = 2 WOW