FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 12, 2022

you had been warned, Jason, but you selfishly faced the consequence

You made your bed, now you can lie (under) it

Bad time to try to stand up for yourself.

California king water mattress. I couldn’t find the hose and it started rolling on its own.

Too late Jason.

Reminds me of an animation segment I saw on Sesame Street when I saw a kid of two groups of goats trying to pass on a mountain. “Go baa-a-a-a-ck.” “Noo—o you go baa-aaa-ck, we’re not going baa-aaack.”

Reminds me of that old classic from the military: incoming fire has the right of way.

Burdened vessel has right of way

Sometimes, it’s better to just do what you are told, and ask questions later.

Peter Hood and Little Jason? ☺

Jason should have had plenty of time to see the mattress and move in the third panel, unless that thing was barreling down the steps…

Should’ve mentioned that sooner, Peter…

Never jump to conclusions, Jason.