FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 26, 2022

“Look at me! I’m a cockroach with antennae!” Then other people look over to see if there is an actual cockroach.

It’s your own fault, Andy. If you cooked decent meals they wouldn’t want to go out as much.

Peter original Jason original Paige original roger I’ll do it to !!!

♫I am the Walrus, Goo goo g’joob ♫

Could be worse, Andy. They could make springs out of curly fries.

Let them have their fun Andy. This is the rare time their doing antics as a family. It’s actually kinda sweet as i’ve realized this is the rare time Jason and Paige are just goofing together being siblings (Peter tends to be civil to both more often) instead of Jason trying to ruin her life and Paige putting him through a wall in retaliation.

Just get them flatware and make them admit they haven’t the faintest idea how to use chopsticks.

That’s because you’re the weird one not participating.

Andy, Andy, Andy. In a few years you will look back on this and laugh. The same way the entire restaurant is laughing at you an your family right now.

Something I still miss from Covid… getting together with a bunch of friends and horsing around at a restaurant.

Roger couldn’t even be bothered to do something creative, just copies Paige…

It’s not too early for javelin practice either

Yeah Andy!

However, it is with pity though……

In Asia, playing with your chopsticks would be like sticking your knife and fork down your pants…