The privacy policy is what gets you. They deliberately make it pages long of fine print to discourage you from reading where they tell you how they care about your privacy so much they are only going to share your stuff with the ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOREVER AND EVER.
Farside99 over 2 years ago
Looks more like Hell to me.
Zykoic over 2 years ago
And what is your password?
kaylin over 2 years ago
I have to read the fine print to get to heaven??!! Can I have my lawyer read it for me?
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just click ACCEPT!! (Unless that sends you to hell for lying.)
Ida No over 2 years ago
Couple: “If we did read those things, we wouldn’t have ended up here!”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago
At that point I’d sign anything.
SheMc over 2 years ago
Oh noooo, we thought we had left all Ts& Cs down there!!!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
Huh, and here was me thinking it was only 24 words long.
Doug K over 2 years ago
The price of admission has been paid for you.
All you have to do is accept.
Dobber Premium Member over 2 years ago
The privacy policy is what gets you. They deliberately make it pages long of fine print to discourage you from reading where they tell you how they care about your privacy so much they are only going to share your stuff with the ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOREVER AND EVER.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
The terms were personally written for each individual so read the fine print…
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
It appears that a lawyer has made it to heaven. This will change everything.
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
“We have very rigorous admission standards.”
stamps over 2 years ago
Thou shalt not….
C over 2 years ago
Not a very heavenly place if shysters are involved
nsr60 over 2 years ago
I would just click “Accept.”
Ninette over 2 years ago
If there should ever be a review “my” conditions this is it.