In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 31, 2022

Coach knows he doesn’t have a conscience.

A tin can telephone only works if the string is taut and unobstructed.

… and … oh … the can should be up to the coach’s ear.

Sometimes hidden talent IS a sitting on the bench.

ACK! The Celtics are in the Finals.

There is another way. I barely squeaked onto the varsity football team, and was due to ‘ride the pine’ behind the all-conference center, until he broke his leg, in the opening game.

I see they spared no expense for their communication equipment.