Overboard by Chip Dunham for May 31, 2022

If the book/movie Jaws taught us anything Captain Crow, Sharks will eat a license plate…

On one camping trip, our campsite got raided by a bear early in the morning, because some of the people got lax about hanging their food up properly. The bear ate the meat, but left the health food, like granola and Couscous.

I have always found it odd how vegans or vegetarians will eat mock meat, so to speak—food that is supposed to look like and even taste like meat To me it is like a dry alcoholic who drinks beer that has had the alcohol removed or drinks a glass of Coke with some imitation rum mixed in with it. I just think it’s weird.

“No thank you, chum.”

Made from the infamous tofudebeest.

Smeat.

And, then again, maybe not.

Thank you, but no thank you!!

TOFUnny…

Good morning Crew!

INCOMING!

My Chief is late!

Orcas (killer whales) make wimps out of Great White Sharks. (And probably don’t like tofu sausages either.)

Funny strip – thx! I think Bears will eat peanut butter – so maybe slather that on the tofu sausage – maybe the dog, shark, et al. will enjoy it then.

I think the PTOO sums up the response to that …

’Evening, Crew.

Not so fast…

The ocean’s apex predator is the orca, also known as the killer whale – which is actually a dolphin.

Not happening, Henry.