Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2022

This is certainly a Rocky situation!

Those French villains are the worst. They can be really hard to understand, too.

Time to put on your thinking cap on Rip!!! Order some pancakes, please!!!

Rip, untie Cobra’s hands, and, get her to a mirror, stat. She needs one this time to defuse the thing that can cause one of her “tantalizing features” to go splat. She’s brainis, and, beauty. You’re mainly muscle, employ those attributes to keep Cobra’s head from being blown off.

For a supposed French speaker, he makes an awful lot of grammatical errors when he sprinkles French words into his lines.

Ka-conundrum! :)

Must be referring to her face. If she said two tantalizing features she’d be talking about …..?

KA-SPLAT!

Cobra is no saint, but it would still be a shame if she got blown to smithereens.