Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 26, 2022

Nothing. You just stand there on hold on.

Some needs to show you how. I have never had to run to get a kite up.

Kid is right. It is boring.

The ambulance comes to treat Dad’s heart attack.

Words of doom: Go fly a kite.

We go into the A/C and watch TV

What happens when you don’t work for what you get.

get it stuck in a tree

The joy is in the journey.

Kids are too young to appreciate physics.

Kites would make a great screensaver, at least better than flying toasters anyway.

Now we get it down & you try to get the darned thing in the air!!!

You call the funeral home for Dad…

A dual line delta kite can DANCE in the sky.

What happens is that eventually it plunges from the sky and lands, irretrievably, in a tree. Charlie Brown knows all about it.

the dad’s subtle pupil movement perfect

Last night my wife told me to go fly a kite. This morning I was trying to get my kite launched and she yelled out the window at me “You need more tail.” Isn’t that just like a woman?

Dad drops you off to work in the mine.

Make a parachute, a release mechanism, attach a water balloon…

He’s been stringing his dad along…

Maybe 911, from the looks of Dad.