Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 04, 2022

I would say it’s a miracle that Ronnie Reagan still delivers…

Sorry he was wrapped up on business!!!

What do you expect? After all he’s 2800 years old.

Sorry ma’am I lost my leg on the way and had to find a quick replacement…

His shoe is untied

“Sorry, I had my iTunes on ‘Shuffle’…”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

He was tired of his old job, cemetery gate operator.

You can still take a picture of it whether it’s cold or not. That is what you were going to do with it, weren’t you.

RIP avocado toast. :)

I know there are a lot of businesses having trouble hiring enough employees, but still . . .

He doesn’t have the brains for the job, Redhead….