Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 01, 2022

Sad you have to hide Andy from the Vicar! Vicar, love all…including Andy!

Thou shalt not bear false witness, Flo. (Exodus 20:16)

let’s hope the vicar wouldn’t decide and insist on sitting there

Doesn’t Flo realize that the Vicar is already aware her husband is a useless, drunken bum??

What the Vicar doesn’t know won’t hurt anyone, especially Andy.

As the vicar passes…“You know Flo, we’ve got a jumble sale at the church Saturday. Why don’t you donate that lumpy old one. Of course I meant the furniture.”

Ahh, the protruding shoes give him away. Nice try, though, Flo.

Andy has been capped by a sheet/blanket.

She has been through this routine before!

Mr. Capp is — and isn’t — here.

Yesterday, I watched an episode of Last Of The Summer Wine on Freeview 20 in which a character mentioned Andy’s home town of Hartlepool. The Yorkshire character claimed that Hitler originally came from Hartlepool but moved to Germany as “Snell! Snell!” sounded much better than it’s Geordie equivalent “Away, man!”

He’s here in spirit Vicar – Here in high spirits.

Not gonna muffle the ZZZZZs.

Looks like my worthless old man!

I’d leave him out in the open. The vicar already knows and can offer some useless rebuke to your husband and comforting sympathy to Flo.

I am sure the Vicar would understand that Andy’s lifestyle requires a lot of recovery time.

If the vicar asks why the sofa is covered, Flo can just say she is about to paint the walls.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

Today has been the most beautiful sunny day. Not a cloud in the sky. As for your avatar, I am guessing clouds see it all!

I had to leave my volunteering an hour early today as there were only 2 of us in the office. She had a nail appointment. Hahahahaha.

I had to pick up my Mum’s prescription from the pharmacy. After that I went into town to the Halal fast food place and after that I went and got my Pick n’ Mix candy. I have attached a pic of them but you can only see the Fizzy Cola Bottles at the top:

https://flic.kr/p/2npe8Js

I’m currently in the library again and will be here until it’s nearly closing.

I was talking to somebody from Reading on the phone earlier today and she said she absolutely loved my accent because she has family in Newcastle and I reminded her of them. For those who don’t know where Reading is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Berkshire

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Flo had better hope that Andy doesn’t snore loudly (or worse, break wind-sorry if I’ve offended anyone) or the jig is up!

Atheism means never having to say you’re sorry. >:D

Nice desperate attempt, Flo, but the Vicar isn’t that dumb. If he quietly walks by the couch without saying anything, it’ll be because he’s trying to avoid embarrassing you.