Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 31, 2022

Must be the aliens that water can kill

So that’s where the TSA comes from.

Man am I old. (how old are you). I’m SO old I remember when people dressed up to fly and they just walked in an airport and onto a plane. Men had their hip flask and ordered a soda. Women smoked using a fancy cigarette holder. “Here’s looking at you kid”.

FYI, a water bottle is OK if it’s empty (With TSA, Grays I don’t know)

“So … if I say ‘No.’, if I don’t, if I refuse, will you just send me back?

It’s still a better boarding procedure than American Airlines.

So even the aliens are throwing away plastic?

I’m old enough to remember 747s having piano bars on the upperdeck.

Remove your belt. The probing will begin shortly.

Going through security, I was yanked out of line and this officer made me stand with my arms straight out, and my feet spread….This was in front of God and everyone there…She proceeded to take that f-in wand and run it up and down my legs two times, mind you, I was wear a sun dress….she wasn’t a very nice person! WTF! They have screens to put you behind if she wanted to do that good a search….(@@)

I hate when this happens to me.

Screw you, Mister Spaceman, I never wanted this trip anyway.

Boy those aliens are strict.

I hated how the Oakland Coliseum had this no outside beverages policy, so I couldn’t bring in a bottle of water.

I vividly remember Smoking/non-smoking sections and ashtrays built into the arm rests on airplanes. Also, food served on china with metal knives and forks.

ETSA