Close to Home by John McPherson for June 01, 2022

That’s the best you could come up with?

Quick…shake him loose!

Time for a quick hair cut.

He’s not there to court her, but to send her to court.

“Oh, and by the way, why are your roots dark?”

at least he didn’t climb up to tell her her cats warranty had expired!

‘Hair’ today, gone tomorrow…

Didn’t you know? I’m wearing a wig (Click, Whissshh)

Warning for other Rapunzels: Be wary of who you let down your hair for.

Does she let just anyone climb her tresses?

SNIP!

I wonder how much a subpoena delivery guy makes?

What, is this gym class? How come nobody uses the stairs?

Probably from her hairdresser

Subpoena? Now I’m gonna cut off yer wiena!

Whudda mean “lovely”? That womans face could stop a freakin clock! And you aint no “Trip to the beach” either, Rosco!

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your hair,

A subpoena have I,

for which you to need to prepare.

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Yea, and all my golden hair,

shall ever round you flow,

but here cometh the scissors DORK,

so look out below.

It looks like a very long subpoena judging from his pants.

She: Hold on, I have my scissors right here!

I think this is the part where he goes blind.

I liked it.

Ummm – what are you doing with those scissors?

Subpoena? She’s already imprisoned in that tower.

How? She never goes anywhere.

Kinda surprised Bleeb is over by the tree. I would have expected him to be sneaking up her hair.

So what happens if she’s a No-show. They lock her up?

Oh my! Is Rapunzel suspected of committing a criminal act, or is she simply a witness to a crime?

A silly version of “Tangled”!