Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 11, 2022

we sure he just didn’t balloon and is trying to lose the pre-hibernation weight?

That happens to me every year

Meaning you’re either too embarrassed or too embarrassing for the public beach.

When clothing sits around and are not used they shrink .

The Beer made me do it ;-)

Diabetes, heart meds, and knee replacements here we come.

College Freshman are Pluggers?

Hmmm, I shrank over the winter, a 1/2 inch in height and 1 inch in the waist. Does that make me a Reggulp?

Oh, what a good coincidence that my elastic waistband wore out yesterday…

I had to buy a new wedding ring. Who knew gold could shrink?

Guess they’re not “shrink to fit”.

Because Pluggers are obese.

If he was a German Plugger, he would unabashedly be wearing a Speedo.

(sigh) Deja-Vu again, MISS FINNY my/our Heroine. But we all’s already got our literal-scars an’ they ain’t goin’ away, other than turned into thick-skin.

So let’s all go find an artificial palm for this-beach, sit on a blanket under it, and crack-open a cold-one, be it a beer, tea, or even ice-cold water, and watch the perfect-ones get a massive sunburn that’ll hurt a lot-longer than our-hangovers…!☺

Bears do their best to get fat… but they do it in the fall.