Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 03, 2022

oh shoot it’s real!!!

Have a bad night, Dave?

You have to kill off those brain cells when you have the chance

It’s not just Dave having those random late night thoughts …. darn!

On today’s episode of “Why Dave Can’t Sleep”

(((((((( GASP! )))))))) MOM?

Anybody in Britain remember the comic strip ‘The Numbskulls’?

“… and if that doesn’t snap him to, then pull the lever on the one labeled, “forgetting to lock the bathroom door.”

…or how about that time when he was in bed and called his WIFE “mom”…

“Boo? I’m sorry, I seem to have lost you. So this is comedy heII. It’s alright though…Come inside my mind and see what it’s like when a comedian eats the big one!”

Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Well, he was home schooled…

Quick! … hit the Ralph button …!

One time in school I called me teacher “Auntie”.

Dave’s not here !!

I knew it!