Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 17, 2022

Pseudo allergies from a hypochondriac.

Chill dude it’s scratch and sniff wallpaper. Don’t scratch it.

FOR your allergies or TO your allergies?

Forget the allergies, and bring in the Statler Brothers.

Countin’ flowers on the wall, that don’t bother me at all…Playin’ solitaire til dawn, with a deck of 51….don’t tell ME, I’ve nothin’ to doooo!

scratch & sniff wallpaper?

The power of suggestion.

Slapped it on over lead paint or asbestos?

“If you have an allergy to wallpaper paste, please inform your wife . . . "

Would only apply if the allergies were psychosomatic.