For my own sanity, whenever my daughter brings home a guy, I try not to remember my own mindset when I was a young man trying to “date” girls. Fortunately, she has older me as an example and not younger me so she chooses well.
Almost everybody has their own version of this delicacy and it is truly one of the great comfort foods of all time. And here’s a fact for you: some three-quarters of Americans make at least one a month. While similar recipes are mentioned in ancient Roman texts, today’s notion of the delicacy is commonly traced back to the 1920’s when the bread slicer was invented, making bread distribution easy and affordable. That delicacy is known as the Grilled Squeeze Sand Wedge.
I have a friend that is a retired E-8 from the Air Force. His daughter told me that when she brought a boy home he basically had to stand for uniform inspection. Take off that hat in the house, pull up your pants, clean and tie those shoes, and the next time I see you, you will have shaved!
allen@home about 2 years ago
Your dad wants you to become an old maid.
oldpine52 about 2 years ago
No need to go to that much trouble, just be sure to be cleaning your shotgun when your daughter brings her date in to meet you.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
He could rent the inquisition mountain to his other dad friends and turn a tidey prophet
Baarorso about 2 years ago
The $64.00 question is…is daddy’s little girl worth it?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
Mission accomplished.
jasonsnakelover about 2 years ago
I wanna date your daughter because she’s cute.
geese28 about 2 years ago
To freak out or sacrifice you mean…..
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Funny, that’s pretty much exactly what I saw when my first girlfriends Dad invited me to sit on the couch. …next to him.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
The wise ass on the mount?
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I never had a dad do that. I always ended up with the dads who said “Finally, we got someone to date Becky”.
Budman 2 about 2 years ago
This is not the comic strip of beautiful people !
Znox11 about 2 years ago
For my own sanity, whenever my daughter brings home a guy, I try not to remember my own mindset when I was a young man trying to “date” girls. Fortunately, she has older me as an example and not younger me so she chooses well.
Dobie Premium Member about 2 years ago
Trivial Factoid:
Almost everybody has their own version of this delicacy and it is truly one of the great comfort foods of all time. And here’s a fact for you: some three-quarters of Americans make at least one a month. While similar recipes are mentioned in ancient Roman texts, today’s notion of the delicacy is commonly traced back to the 1920’s when the bread slicer was invented, making bread distribution easy and affordable. That delicacy is known as the Grilled Squeeze Sand Wedge.
—your friends at AutoCorrect
rhpii about 2 years ago
I have a friend that is a retired E-8 from the Air Force. His daughter told me that when she brought a boy home he basically had to stand for uniform inspection. Take off that hat in the house, pull up your pants, clean and tie those shoes, and the next time I see you, you will have shaved!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well sir, to begin with…on second thought…actually…I have no idea?
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Too much trouble. My future father-in-law only needed to leave a shotgun and length of rope by the front door.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
I guess he never wants her to leave the nest.
BigBoy about 2 years ago
Close Encounters of the paternal kind
Digital Frog about 2 years ago
Veterinarian friend of ours used to sit the boys down and remind them that he “neuters things for a living”
mbrahms26 about 2 years ago
I think Rebecca would be perfectly capable of freaking guys out on her own!
MissyTiger about 2 years ago
I think the “threatening dad” trope needs an update. How about, “Hi, I’m ___’s Dad and I know how to see everything you post on TikTok”?
Plods with ...™ about 2 years ago
Is that where he cleans his guns?
WDD about 2 years ago
Musician Barry White would intimidate any guy who wanted to date HIS daughter.