Close to Home by John McPherson for June 09, 2022

Who brought the banana to the wedding?

hmmm …. i presume this is the groom’s luckiest day

The “Hatfield & McCoy’s” wedding day I presume…

Has anybody actually seen an objection to a wedding?

Wedding Crashers.

Bleeb may have shown up for an elopement.. but not this, apparently.

This is the definition of “ugly mob”.

Could’ve been worse. Like the church scene in “Kingsmen”

Every time I hear that question I hold my breath….

That’s why in our marriage rite, it’s very specific: “If any of you can show just cause why they may not lawfully be married, speak now….” Back in the day it was supposed to prevent anyone who was already married, underage, being forced into it, or mentally incompetent from getting married. Now a marriage license pretty much takes care of that.

Trivial Factoid:

As evidenced in several animal species, as well as in modern human interactions, the social act of ignoring or excluding an individual (or group) by an individual (or group), is to Ostrich Eyes them.

— your friends at Autocorrect

So, exactly, what happens if someone does object?

Fruit marriage

This panel is busier than usual, but can I assume the Bleeb-ster did not receive an invitation?

Spinsters and Incels coordinate attack to marriage ceremonies, is now a thing

Actually, they didn’t object until the minister announced there wouldn’t be a full reception dinner but only cake and punch.

It’s the signal that starts the hillbilly knock-down drag out fight…

I think we’re gonna see a Reddit post about this wedding … and maybe a reality TV show or two as well.

Family Feud, the nuptial edition. :)

They went to a wedding and game of family feud broke out.

3 days, no Bleep!

Who’s running this show, Jerry Springer?

How did they all get invited?