Close to Home by John McPherson for June 10, 2022

Must be a calcium deficiency

That’s twisted

I have to wonder, how many kids know how to use a pencil sharpener these days?

That kid is screwed!

Brain Freeze – I can’t remember if it was a ‘pleasure or punishment’ when the teachers asked us to clean those containers…??

I still have one! Best sharpener ever!

Such conveniences have made society LAZY!

When they decided to allow “calculators” in the class room, that was the beginning of the end of thinking for ourselves and doing for ourselves…..pitiful.

Well there goes playing Fortnite….

Elongated Man – before he was able to control his special ability.

Trivial Factoid:

Established in 1900 as one of five awards, and awarded to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of congresses, is the:

No Bell Peas Price.

Well, it looks like Stretch Armstrongs kid needs a little remedial work in school.

Is Bleeb on vacation?

Twist my arm!

I hate when that happens!

Hole hawg sharpener

https://www.milwaukeetool.com/Products/Power-Tools/Drilling/Right-Angle-Drills/1675-6

Twist and Shout!

Just turn the sharpener around for the next pencil and let the wound up arm do the work…

But just wait until he is the starting pitcher at the company baseball game!

Mmm Rotini pasta

That baby has some healthy torque

Kid needs to spend a lot more time in the gym.

Take a break and unwind

Not many. Probably most have no idea what a pencil is.

CRAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

New stuff at Heckydiddle Dolls! First page of the gallery, and featured next is a chess set, work in progress, by Crazeekatlady. More pictures to come! :)

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Oh no! He’s got Pencil Sharpener Arm!

Trivia question: Does the writing on the pencil go from tip to eraser or from eraser to tip, and why? Enquiring minds wanna know.

The Torque Tranfer Unit is broke.

Twisted sense of humor.

Ooh, hate it when that happens.