Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 07, 2022

Leave Owen alone!!

As if those two are beauties to behold.

This does bring up the question of why exactly Owen haunts that particular house. Has it ever been established that, say, he lived and died in that house?

One day Owen is going to figure out that Leopold can’t do anything to him aside from insults. And then Owen can properly haunt him with his own taunts.

Poor Owen! What’s a ghost to do in this hostile environment?

Boo-who…

Ghosts are just people without bodies. Kinda like that old Mills Brothers song: “I ain’t got no body”.

I don’t think I’ve seen stairs in Gary’s house before. Do they have a creepy attic?

Owen, you’re a ghost, you don’t have to take this abuse! Oh, wait, that’s your only purpose in life, er, death. Carry on…

You don’t hear echos where you haven’t been. Hauntings trend localized.

Mutual loathing of Owen always seems to create a bonding moment for Gary & Leopold.

Gary’s sudden attack of loquacity cannot disguise the lack of anything new in his reformulation of Leopold’s more explicit complaint!

It isn’t easy, being Owen….