The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for July 13, 2022

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    “How big of a rat is he?”

    Wife rat: “Is my casual back-handed remark going to influence the price?”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    It depends…how far I have to chase him and how many traps I use…

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “One rat or twenty, the rate’s the same…”

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Twice as much as he paid me to kill you.”

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