The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for August 14, 2022

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    Boss: “Oh, don’t mind Jimmy. He’s not really lost, we laid him off decades ago, and now we just keep him around as a Halloween decoration.”

    Secretary: “I don’t care. He still creeps me out.”

    Boss: “Fine. Just move him into the breakroom. The employees have been wasting too much time there anyway.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Lordy…he would give me the heebeejeebees too!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s looking at me.

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    He just came out of the closet.

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    And something in there smells.

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