Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 23, 2022

Trying to “borrow” some sanity.

In this case, a day late means many dollars saved.

Narrow escape

The watch is fine but the calendar is broken.

funny

Should have synchronized their calendars.

Oops.

A hit and a miss! Darn!

Missed it by THAT much. (Don Adams).

Bad timing on someone’s part.

I sure hope I don’t forget our anniversary.

A day late and someone’s daughter short?

A day late and a dollar short…

Trust me buddy, Time is on your side.

“How do you know? Did we book you for two different days!?”

Now that’s social distancing.

Since the priest is saying “come to think of it” she must have been a day early.

Was she with someone?

Date-crossed lovers.

Day late and definitely more than a dollar short!