Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2022

Honored to be among the first groans.

Sounds like a dead end

A recession proof business. It’s not like people stop dying just because they can’t afford it.

Ironically, the coffee shop is being renamed “The Creamer-Torium” next week.

From roasting coffee to roasting coffins. (is that in bad taste?)

i prefer coffee.

GROAN

Besides, business has been dead here lately.

People will be dyeing to get her coffee!!

And when no one is dying you’ll be bored stiffless.

Depends on what kind of Y-urn-ing you get..

She’ll give it her best shot.

The humor is too dark. Needs some milk or cream…

“What’s a Greek Urn?” “About 10 euros a day”

They have a great layaway plan.

Doh!

oh you killed this one

I hate working graveyard shift.

when she puts the containers with the ashes on the shelf will she be a high urner…?

oooo, very clever and new-feeling. It’s risky, too. I like it ..even though a noun was verbalized(?) in order to make it work.

No yelling from the customers is another benefit