Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 18, 2022

Such a prankster

I’d like proof of that. Have the aliens try to eat Pennywise. :D :D :D

Intergalactic dad joke just in time for Father’s Day

“Thank you, folks, I’ll be here all week!”

Is this how “To Serve Man” began? A radio-astronomer got the attention of the Kanamit. “Its a cookbook Lio!”

chortle

Now you’re stealing George Carlin’s jokes!

Jokes like that are why the aliens avoid us.

Old joke. Easily amused aliens?

Some taste like they’d been hanging out in the sewer.

Those two aliens must be the only living things that haven’t heard that joke yet.

Those cornball jokes are rather fitting for those old school Dixie cups.

And so began the war that ended human life on Earth…