Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 10, 2022

Let us hope an eleventh White House resident doesn’t die in said house; I’m referring to Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.

(How is Prince Rogers Nelson’s posthumous music in cache coming along these past six years?)

Since Ripley’s didn’t consider the first ladies important enough to name, here you go: Letitia Tyler (1842), Caroline Harrison (1892), and Ellen Wilson (1914).

Ok. Now I would like to see the cup that could take the mustache of Nietzsche out of his tea – but that’s not my cup of tea, Sir!

So much music – if ya call this music!

Hmmm…but the second to die in the White House couldn’t possibly have been the “first lady”, or was she?

Now I want a real biiig sandwich, folks!

It’s official… Ripley is now scraping the bottom of the barrel…

https://i.redd.it/gchzhwm6srpy.jpg

I don’t have a photo I can display here, but the above web-link is exactly like the mug my daughter bought me for my 50th birthday (Victoria was definitely dead by then)…

Earth sammich? That’s just stupid

I’m hoping someone can explain the graphic that goes along with the Prince fact. What the heck? “Dope?” “Underwater?”

And, fortunately, nobody has come along who’s large enough to partake of that Earth sandwich.

Take care, may god whisperer Ayn “Atlas Shrugged But God Threw A Fastball” Randord be with you, and gesundheit.

You’d be a fool to lay down a slice of bread in Florida. While your crouching down, you’re vulnerable to gators and 90 year old drivers. Here’s a sandwich joke. I ain’t seen it here.

Matthew McConaughey walks into a deli to order a sandwich.

“What can I get for you?” the shopkeep asked.

Matthew replies, “Well my good man, you see I’ve had the good fortune of becoming a world renown celebrity, an Academy Award-winning actor, I’ve played some of the most iconic roles in television history, and I’m even known for my whimsical yet contemplative commercials for Lincoln luxury vehicles.”

“That does sound like you’ve had good fortune in life.” The shopkeep responds.

“Indeed. And as I understand it, you make the best sandwiches in the entire world. Despite my successes in life I will undoubtedly feel empty until I’ve tasted your wares. Sampled the delicatessen greatness for which you are known.”

“Sure,” says the shopkeep, “what can I get you?”

“Despite my many complexities, I am a man of simple taste. A plain turkey sandwich is all I require.”

“And would you like any Mayo or mustard? Any lettuce or pickles or tomatoes?” The shopkeep asks.

“A plain sandwich is all that I need to feel fulfilled.” Matthew says with a smile.

“And what kind of bread would you like with your plain turkey sandwich?” The shopkeep asks, slightly frustrated that his renown sandwich making skills are being wasted on a plain turkey sandwich.

Matthew places both hands on the counter and leans in close. “I thought you’d never ask,” he says quietly before winking. “All rye, all rye, all rye!”

from which there would be one greatest hits album

If that’s an Earth sandwich then I’m going to go make an Erath Sundae by pouring chocolate syrup out on the driveway

Astronomers are working on a solar system sandwich where they place one slice of bread on mercury and the other on Pluto. And you thought your tax dollars were being wasted!

The mark of a superstar, even when they are dead they keep coming out with new music.

Anyone who does a handstand can claim that they are “carrying” the earth!

want my earth sandwich with no pickles please

After reading about deaths in the White House, I can’t shake the feeling that our white priveledge is showing. Given the thousands of support staff, servants and contruction workers (slaves); I suspect the number is many times higher.

I wonder if those cups worked for Salvador Dali (or Clemenceau).

I have 4 of those moustache cups. The difficult part was finding them for left-handers. Found 2 in Edinburgh, 1 in Glasgow and 1 in Thirsk of all places.

Holy Cow!

I just found out I’ve been appointed to be Communications Director at the White House.

it’s not that I’m qualified or anything, it’s just my turn.

One more quickie to follow.

A man calls up the White House and tells the receptionist, “I would like to become the next president of the United States.”

The receptionist asks, “What are you, an idiot?”

The man asks, “Why, is it required?”

Until next time.

We made an Earth Sandwich back in 2006, this is old “news” http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/

Quick throw a cage around it so it can be bread in captivity

Ripley’s prefers that any jokes shared her are suitable for the whole family. trust me on this.

Under Trump,“Democracy” died.Does that make it 11?