Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 17, 2022

You do one bit for Mythbusters and everybody wants a piece of you.

That’s bull

Bulling the china shop.

Bull

Bum steer

That’s bull****. He’s never there when we call.

just steer him in a different direction

All he has to do to get her to hang up the phone is tell her he’s horny.

Tell them to look around for either an elephant or the 800 lb. Gorilla instead.

So many shops.. so little time. Time to get on the missus and make some baby bulls.

Mister Trump, it’s the constitution calling again. I’m still not in.