In my neck of the woods deer flies are nasty. while mosquitoes bite, deer flies will chew. Very painful. Farther north the black flies are just as bad. The good news is both disappear as soon as we have the first frost. I know that seems like a long time from now but you can usually count on it by Labor Day.
blunebottle over 2 years ago
“Did you ever see an elephant fly?”
“Well I seen a horse fly.”
“I seen a dragon fly.”
“I seen a house fly.”
Skeptical Meg over 2 years ago
“He’s my deer friend.”
Knightman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh!!! Deer!!!
Wirepuncher over 2 years ago
He looks horney.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
this one just doesn’t fly
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
I’ve seen fly-by-nights also….check out the rack on that fly…
Ken Norris Premium Member over 2 years ago
I guess a horse was hard to draw. It’s what it says on the Far Side site…
https://www.thefarside.com/comic-collections/546/horses-are-hard-to-draw-june2022
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
Reminds me of the deer that swallowed a wind-up clock. The deer went: tick, tick, tick…
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Deerfly …? What’s the points …?
( 4 in the West, 8 elsewhere )
Donna S over 2 years ago
I saw May fly and June isn’t slowing down either.
po'dawg over 2 years ago
“Remember, your buddy the green shjt fly ain’t allowed in here any more.” “Youz flies better drink up before youz can’t leave” “Lil’s due in!”
po'dawg over 2 years ago
It’s buck a beer night at the VFW
CitizenKing over 2 years ago
In my neck of the woods deer flies are nasty. while mosquitoes bite, deer flies will chew. Very painful. Farther north the black flies are just as bad. The good news is both disappear as soon as we have the first frost. I know that seems like a long time from now but you can usually count on it by Labor Day.
Zyxian over 2 years ago
So if his friend has deer horns, shouldn’t Dick have rain gutters?
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
i used to be a barfly…
FassEddie over 2 years ago
Hey barkeep! You got beer nuts too?