Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 23, 2022

when using the non-electronic, digital kind, definitely

Always measure on full moon, high tide, hot nights.

This is why so many pluggers wind up in jail. They think they can break the law of gravity.

If it only worked that way …

try stepping on different places on the scale……..

Try holding a helium balloon.

Scale? What scale?

Sneaking up on it works too…

I can never get an accurate weight, I have to wear my glasses to read the scale.

Don’t want to shock the scale.

I even breath out

Haha, I have learned to lean to the left and forward just a bit, in my undies, before having my coffee and after peeing! :D I hate with the doctor’s office makes us get on the scale after drinking coffee, eating, and with five lbs of heavy clothes/shoes on, then chides us for “gaining weight!”

Because I store my scale between weighings, it has to recalibrate itself. You have to step on and step off; that zeroes it. DON’T look at the reading the first time you step on. It might look like you have gained several pounds overnight. :)

Shaving and exhaling deeply also works.

Sometimes me GENT-ly steps on the scales and sometimes me BEAR-ly do it.

That doesn’t work? Sheesh…

No defying gravity…

Pluggers avoid that device like the plague that it is……

Is it my imagination that 75%+ of the humor in this comic are about the plugger being morbidity obese?About 28% of people >65 are obese and it is the leading cause of death.

This won’t work, I’ve tried it :-(