Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 25, 2022

Wanna bet.

Honk, honk! Get a move on cry the motorists right behind him.

No, but maybe because of their red–green color blindness…

But if he sits through two straight green lights, he’s a plugger who just had a heart attack.

When driving turn the phone off. Voice- mail will take care of the rest .

How could I look at my phone? It’s at home. It’s connected to the phone line. Why would I take it in the car? It only works at home.

Saw this happen once. The guy behind the lady on her cell phone just sitting at teh green light, got out his car, walked up to her’s, she rolled her window down, “Is there a problem?”, guy reaches in a nd grabs the phone, chucks over into the parking lot and says, “Yeah, the lights green, get your @ss moving!” A collective cheer went up from the rest of the line. Of course, by then the light had turned red. She burned rubber when the light turned green.

But the hat-on backward crowd will!

I believe that is part of what is causing so much road rage.

The worst part is, someone beeps at them, and they go, just as the light changes, and everyone else gets stuck…

Until someone honks!

There is a dangerous stretch after the last stoplight out of town. People are continually drifting over the lane lines because they are calling someone to say they are coming home. How could they live without that information?

Maybe not his phone.. but remembering that fishing trip.. happens all the time

The ones you have to watch out for are the ones behind you. You have to keep an eye on them to see if they’ll stop or are too busy texting. A friend was rear-ended by a 16 y.o. bimbo 20 years ago while stopped at a light and he’s still dealing with medical issues caused by it.

I had an uncle that never drove fast even when he was in his prime. After he retired he got a ticket for running a red light. The light was green when he started through and was red by the time he made it to the other side.

Pluggers remember the good old days when he could be smoking a Camels/drinking an Old Milwaukee and throwing the empties out the window.

Well stop looking at it, plugger!

CHURCH!