Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 20, 2022

Deadly

I’m more worried about disposing of the body than i am about the possibility of hurting my back.

“How was the gym, honey?”

“We were killin’ it!”

This joke was dead on arrival.

Next up “Sleeping With The Fishes” water aerobics.

Friends help you move; really good friends help you move bodies.

they all come to the gym for a good body…

Pauly Walnuts left the worst part to the cleaning crew….

If you ever have do a solo lift, do a clean and jerk (if you can).

I did a dead lift once. My back is fine, but now I have chronic groin and hammy pulls.

Do they teach how to get rid of our …er… dead body fat? I need to know ASAP!

A mobster instructing his crew after receiving advice from Roy Cohn. Not pictured: Donald tRump standing to the side just out of the cartoon frame (awaiting his Cohn daily class on The Big Frame).

O-KAAAAAAAAY.

How is this revelant to our… FUGABOUTIT!