Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2022

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide…

What kind of Royal scam is this?

Wait till Pegg hears about this one.

Well Jack Dawson, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, said it in Titanic.

Now an earworm!

Only cure, play some Steely Dan.

turn on the radio, play it on FM……No static at all

Only a fool would say that, says the man with a fez on.

Walter Becker. RIP.

I stepped up on the platformThe man gave me the newsHe said, You must be joking sonWhere did you get those shoes?Where did you get those shoes?