Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 03, 2022

EWW!

Actually, down in the depths where he lives, he looks like a normal fish. This is gravity taking over.

Hey, he looks like my uncle.

I’m glad I’m not single.

That looks like I feel in the morning.

After a day or two, those fish really start to smell.

Maybe you just need better bait, Aunty…

LOL

It’s a face only a mother blobfish would love. It is actually friendly and intelligent in many ways, with a nice personality (they say) but among surface-dwelling fish is shy and badly out of its social depth. Its social media avatar is a noble sailfish, that suits its porpoise mainly. Alas, its resolve collapses when it arises via the Internet to occasional friending oppor-tuna-ties.

https://untamedscience.com/biodiversity/blobfish/

You have to admit that God has a sense of humor!

I’ve never been single. I was signed over directly on a hand receipt from my mother to my wife. Engaged at 20 (while still in college). Married at 22 – 51 years next Sunday.

What happened to Walt???

Speak fer yerself. . .Always been single, . . never wanted anything else. To each her own . . .

Looks like my first wife.

Aunty, that’s not your inbox……That’s your reflection in the mirror.

that’s how my inbox looked…i stopped looking now…

Sedgie! (“Monty”, here on GoComics)☺

That`s a political ad from Mitch McConnel

It’s either Clown Fish or Dog Fish…

A good time to practice catch and release.

Looks like Kilroy.

This poor fish does not really look like this. It was brought up from the deep sea where it lived until it was forced upwards, into dying a painful death as its insides exploded outwards. Very Cruel death and to add insult we humans mock it.

A blob fish!! Also appeared on one of the Men in Black movies.

again with the blob shaming…

So what’s wrong with being single?

Well, Ziggy had to start somewhere in his search for romance.

Congratulations to all you happily married couples!

There are plenty of fish in the sea and we usually eat them like tuna and salmon or perch or trout or walleye or whitefish. But when it comes to humans, I hate hearing when people will tell you “There’s somebody for everybody” or “Somebody will come along” or some other stupid saying that will never happen. I would pay “big bucks” if somebody could find me a legitimate date. (I can hear you laughing…)

Blob fish – proof God has a sense of humor.