Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 09, 2022

Is this Aunty’s or from an imposter?

Those might be good points for the Manager of a business rapidly going under.

Gee, I wonder what tomorrow’s got in store for us!

That’s good for a giggle.

At my age number 5 is at the top of the list.

not sure about the last two but seems to me the answer is “no” for both

Must control fist of death….

Stabbing is wrong: I shoot first…

I could add one more – * Are your pants zipped up?

Aunty, if you didn’t drink so much coffee, you wouldn’t have to worry about the other things on your list.

I guess having pants on was a bit of an after thought. But then, if she’s not leaving the house, why bother.

I am drinking coffee and I have my under pants on, as to the others I will take them under advisement.

Can I still shoot people?

I’m not wearing pants.

Pants? Check. One out of 5 isn’t too bad, is it?

Glasses, hearing aids, watch, keys, wallet, mask….Ready to go. Oops let’s start over. Get dressed, et al.