Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 19, 2022

you can always stop and … donate shrug

Stop spelled backwards is POTS. So you’ll still be doing dishes.

… so I can stop mowing my lawn.

And have time to put a bag over your head and lie down.

Aunty, go join a nudist camp…just don’t send us any photos!

It’s been 30 years but, in my case, I think I would fire up some Marlboro Reds.

Last time the world ended, I didn’t get the memo in time. Went to work. Job is still there. So am I : )

Yeah…Jim Jones had it all right decades ago:/

If the sun explodes you will have eight minutes to either finish your laundry or kiss your butt goodbye.

Just chunk out the dirty old and buy new clothes.

And stock up on wine.

Stop doing cooking and washing dishes also.

I welcome it.