Uh Sam, the clothes were yours to give but I don’t think those steaks were. With all Sam loves to grill it’s a shame he never visited those Japanese(I think Thai and Korean as well) resturants that bring you raw meat to cook yourself on your table.
Announcers: And we’re interrupting the drunken kid for a moment for a change on the field; someone’s bringing both teams some recently-cooked steaks while they’re still trying to bring the ball carrier down…
AnyFace over 2 years ago
Odd Dog Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sam will save the day when Hubbs needs a receiver after all their current ones are injured.
Vilyehm over 2 years ago
Sam has been banned from that all you can eat steakhouse in Texas.
He thought it was all you can cook.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 2 years ago
One can almost hear the hair on Sam’s legs rustling.
NewPatriot778 over 2 years ago
So if the fried chicken is bad luck are the steaks gonna be thought to be good luck? Also is it just me or do Sam’s boots look like women’s shoes?
NewPatriot778 over 2 years ago
Uh Sam, the clothes were yours to give but I don’t think those steaks were. With all Sam loves to grill it’s a shame he never visited those Japanese(I think Thai and Korean as well) resturants that bring you raw meat to cook yourself on your table.
Vet Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sam the superhero!
Neo Stryder over 2 years ago
(electric air guitar sound)
jrankin1959 over 2 years ago
Announcers: And we’re interrupting the drunken kid for a moment for a change on the field; someone’s bringing both teams some recently-cooked steaks while they’re still trying to bring the ball carrier down…
Spider-UK over 2 years ago
Never has a man looked more majestic clad in naught but his undies and an apron. and also shoes.
ars731 over 2 years ago
Sam is the missing third member of Bill and Ted.
elizabethvshaffer over 2 years ago
Yummy!
Ultragoji over 2 years ago
I suddenly hear the “Popeye” power up music in my head…
bob-droid12 over 2 years ago
Sedine right now: “For some reason, I’m feeling a bit horny”
Dragoncat over 2 years ago
Captain Underpants, you have been replaced!
Dragoncat over 2 years ago
Good work, Sam… Now, how are you going to get back inside…?