Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 05, 2022

he dies first, usually

Weirdly true.

It’s the other drivers that make us both gasp.

It works both ways. I’m not a good passenger.

Gasp! It is all so clear now.

I can’t let him drive anymore; dementia and slower reactions.

Marriage: A business in which a man takes his Boss along on vacation. That stress often gets him fired up!

Of the two of us, I am the more conservative driver.

the reason that my wife usually drives is not because i’m a bad driver, even though she deeply believes that i am. it’s because she gets carsick when she’s not driving.

similarly, i’ll point out a sailboat on the ocean and say, that looks like fun, and she replies, i feel seasick just looking at it…

I let my wife drive, but I would never let my girlfriend drive.

Men die younger than women because of — women.

Aunty, the reason husbands die before their wives is simple. After living with you wives, WE WANT TOO!

And still she refuses to drive.

Thankfully I having shared that experience.

My late loving wife used to complain about how I drove. SO, I told her that if she didn’t like my driving she could drive. She did drive, but she complained that she didn’t want to drive all of the time. Tried to explain that you can’t have it both ways.

Or, until HE Dies.