Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 21, 2022

at least you do have a social life after all

I’d be put in a.padded room. I’m supposed to know I can’t run at all.

Aunty knows all the local Life Alert® responders by name.

So…Aunty…how many times a week are you jogging? That is quite a social calendar that you have there!

“Clear! … Outta here! It’s Aunty again!”

Gave up jogging. The noise of keys and change in my pocket was too much.

so, auntie meets paramedics every three to five years…?

Aunty jogs around the block 6 times shouting Oorah Oorah. A 6 inch piece of wood lying on her kitchen floor.