Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 07, 2022

What a great idea!

and my nose the elephant’s trunk

What do I get to call all the excess hair that’s growing where it shouldn’t?

Works for me, Aunty.

What figure feature would Aunty consider makes her a cougar?

Aren’t we catty today!

Looks like a bag full of door knobs

Would those be Leopard spots attacking those Hippo thighs?

Then the varicose veins could be Mapquest.

…and my bald spot is a solar panel.

Acne Scars – Puma Pits

Big Butt – Lion Lard

Wrinkles – Cheetah Creases

Whatever softens the blow.

Jenny Anydots?