Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 17, 2022

yes, it always is the 2nd approach

Aunty, I like your logic!

Donuts are fat pills. Delicious ones.

Put that on your donut diet cheat sheet.

You’re not cheating on your diet, you’re cheating on yourself.

Weight Watchers teaches the diets are a four letter word.

The doctor said stay under 2000 calories a day and you will lose weight. A Duncan glazed is 180 calories. Ten a day and I can lose weight.

The good thing about donuts in the office is that you do not need infinite will power. You only need more will power than 12 other people.

I have one donut per decade. I still haven’t had my 2020’s decade donut yet. I’m not sure if I had my 2010 decade donut at all.

I have a tri-fold birthday card that says: (1st fold) A quick kiss burns up 3 calories. . . (2nd fold) each of these doughnuts contains 200 calories. . . (3rd fold) so, providing I kiss each one 66.67 times, I can eat them all without feeling guilty. . .

Alienation of Affliction… ☺

Correct in either case.

I enjoy the occasional 15 layer chocolate cake with half gallon of vanilla ice cream. I scream. I call it fudging not cheating.