Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 21, 2022

and probably you’d never want to shrug

Science says: It is a form of spontaneous generation that makes additional clothing in piles containing that of both sexes. Professors Jacques E. Shortz and Barbra Strapp explain this in “Love Among the Laundry.” Also see: “Everything You Wanted to Know About Socks (*But were afraid to ask)”

Laundry breeds too easily.

Our adult son lives in an apartment. He comes over and we feed him once a week. He also will come over even if we are not here to do laundry.

We extract payment in the form of services. “We’re having pizza for dinner. You pick it up.” Also he dog-sits if we are going out for the whole day.

Aunty, laundry is meant to be done more than once a season.

Sober person sees only one – but a drunk can see two or three or four or more…

Maybe the neighbors are dumping their laundry.