Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 27, 2022

I must remember that! It’s even better than the Book of Armaments.

There’s the Aunty we know and love.

Once you get to know her, she’s a marshmallow wrapped in barbed wire.

She Kahn be nasty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C02fDxOZkPY

That is my motto during my 7th grade class. They’re actually a really good bunch of kids, with the exception of two that I have to sit on every day!

There is a reason I have a very long fuse.

Long fuse here, too. But…. don’t light it: not long enough for the lighter to be far enough out of range.

Hey look! It’s Aunty without a drink in her hand!

Aunty, Aunty, Aunty, Lighten up Aunty! Lola would kick your @ss.

Put this on a t-shirt!

But she will insist on testing you. Often just for sport.

You not my size.

“People inspire you, or they drain you—pick them wisely”

— Hans F. Hansen

I have this exact quote on a t-shirt!